May 17, 2012

A Comment About Comments

Until recently, there was no need for me to police comments, because all you loyal readers have been incredibly supportive and professional. So for many of you, I’m preaching to the choir (sorry for the silly cliché). But just in case, it’s worth noting that I DO moderate comments and reserve the right to delete them if they fall under one of the following categories:

  1. Blatant (and unrelated) marketing. It’s cool if you want to share your writing-related business, but if your product or service doesn’t relate to my blog, then don’t try to market it on my blog (yeah, I know sometimes my Adsense doesn’t make sense, but we’ll let that slide).
  2. Threats or disparaging comments. Dissenting opinions are one thing, but if you express a strong hatred for me or the other writers I mention, that’s not cool and it’s not going on my blog.

Any questions?

Writer’s Block

I was psyched a month ago when I got assigned a lengthy feature article for an arts magazine I love. But with a week until my deadline, excitement is giving way to panic. I have all my interviews done, and I’ve collected a ton of really interesting material. It’s weaving it all together into a cohesive article that is proving harder than expected. Chronological order is boring, but if I get too creative with the transitions and tangents it will impossible to follow.

See, most of my assignments are 500-1,000 words. Piece of cake. I can write those suckers in a few days (but I always wait before submitting in case some brilliant turn of phrase pops into my head, or more likely, I realize I’ve misspelled something). This assignment is for 1,500-2,500 words – my longest yet (college papers don’t count because those were all about padding and margin adjustments). The editor left it pretty open-ended, so if it’s 1,500 words, I get $X. If it’s 2,500 words, I get $X +Y. Naturally, I want $X +Y (minus the algebraic equation, of course). Not just because it would nice to pad my checking account with extra $Y, but because my subject deserves the full 2,500 words.

Therein lies the rub. I’m writing about a topic that I care about so deeply that it’s almost paralyzing. I want the article to fully capture the creative genius of my subjects, but it’s sapping my own creative genius (er, you know what I mean). I’ve rewritten the first 1,100 words several times because I keep worrying that it doesn’t do them justice. I have this theory (and others have confirmed its validity) that some writers are sprinters and others are marathoners. Sprinters go for the quick gratification like writing front-of-book pieces and short profiles, and marathoners write novels and 10,000 word articles on the cover of New York Times Magazine. So, this week I need to decide… which one am I?

Moving, Part 2

Price of an air conditioner on Craig’s List: $20
Cost of a cab ride to get air conditioner home: $20 ($6 plus a generous tip for lugging AC unit up to the third floor)
Not dying of heatstroke: priceless!

As you can imagine, not much writing has happened this weekend. Hope to be back soon!

Joys of Moving

Today I went to the bank to change my mailing address (they won’t let me do it online because of security concerns). I pulled out my personal and business debit cards and handed them to the bank teller. Eying my black Visa card, he asked if my boss had authorized me to change the address on the small business debit card.

“Actually, I’m the boss. It’s a sole proprietorship.” Such sweet words!

You would think that having family close by would help ease the stress of moving. And you would be wrong. So things might be quieter than usual on the blog for the next week or so. I always say that and end up posting more than usual, but this time things probably will slow down for a few days. Stay tuned…